Wednesday, March 03, 2010

Larry, Moe or Curly ??

Yesterday I felt like I was in a scene from an old Three Stooges movie.
If you ever saw any of their movies you'll know what I mean.

I sat down at my Computer and reached up to adjust me glasses and poked myself in the eye.
Brilliant move, I continued to check my e-mail then my eye started to feel a little weird
so went and checked a mirror.
Staring back at me was a big blob of blood surrounding my iris.
Now I have had broken blood vessels before but nothing like this.
I looked like the Creature from the Black Lagoon.
I called my eye clinic and told them I was on my way as soon as Hubba got home from work.
I didn't wait for them to tell me they didn't have an opening.
I knew my Doctor would see me, he really cares about his patients.
Sitting in the examining room I was already making a list of things Hubba could bring to the Hospital after I was admitted.

When Dr. Mark came in he couldn't help but laugh when he saw me.
After he gave me a very thorough exam and found no damage,
he told me to think up a good story to tell people because my eye was going to look petty crappy for about 3 weeks.

If I had a camera I would post a picture but the best way to describe it right now is a green brown Iris surrounded by a big blackish blob.

Now if I only had a diamond studded eye patch to wear the meetings I have this week and next.

Guess my sunglasses will have to do for now.


Marie said...

oh good grief ... at least you knew where your purse was located !!!! LOL

Green tea said...

Funny Lady.. :)

Riot Kitty said... got in a fight with some Republicans, and their pitchforks poked you in the eye, but you won, and they walked away limping??


ouch, that smarts.

Anonymous said...

I like Riot Kitty's story! haha

You'll have to get yourself a big pair of movie star sunglasses. :)


Chris said...

OH NO!!!!! I like RK's story too....much more dramatic than poking yourself in the eye!!!! Get better!